*A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
* A 3-year old boy's voice (or 2yr old in Cam's case!) is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
*If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room
*You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
*The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
*When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
*Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
*A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
*Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
*Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
*Super glue is forever.
*No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool,you still can't walk on water.
*VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
*Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
*Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
*You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
*Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
*The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
*It will, however, make cats dizzy.
*Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
*80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
*80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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